My mama ‘cannot believe’ that her phone’s 1GB memory is depleted.
Guess whose pictures are taking up all that space?
Muahahahha. Mine of course.
Well actually no amount of memory would suffice if she decides to take pictures of me every other second (especially when I laugh).
And I do laugh very often for a baby, I must say!
I mean, how can I NOT laugh when she makes a face like that?
Mama, please stop! My tum-tum hurts from laughing so much.
My favourite face these days is this one, the one with the scrunched up nose. It totally accentuates my button nose, doncha think?
Papa sounded really funny when he was trying to imitate Pikachu’s voice. I had to laugh.
Oh how I lurveeeee visits to bookshops! So many tasty books to bite!
Oh, then there are a million pictures of me doing all sorts of ’stunts’. *palms face*
Mama will MMS these pictures to Papa and Aunty Wati everytime she thinks I’m ‘making progress’. Sigh.
Ah, this is my other favourite look. It’s my ‘uh-oh’ face. Handy when I’ve accidentally torn/nibbled/dropped/broke something.
Mama calls it my Precious Moments face. Right on, Mama! It’s a precious moment indeed whenever I get away with damaging things, teehee!
Then there are the many, many poses of me in Atuk’s car. Apparently I put on an ‘eksyen seyyy’ look whenever I’m with my Atuk. Well I don’t see it. Mama’s just jealous I guess. I mean, it’s her Papa…
But I’m cuter than you, Mama, obviously Atuk favours meeeee….
….and almost every morning, she just has to take my ‘wakey wakey’ face. I’m going to be 9 months old soon so you can only imagine how many morning pictures there are of me.
…did my Mama tell you about her make-up lesson? Well I was the first to try out her make-up headband. Looks good on me, don’t you think? It’s so…’Chaka Khan’ (says Mama), whoever that is.
…my Nenek thinks this hairband is ‘too plain’ for me! Of course lah, Nenek! It’s a make-up hairband lah. Put flower for what?
Ooops! Of course there are many embarrasing moments like this one that she LOVES to snap. *crosses fingers hoping Momo won’t see this*
And then, to make things worse, last week my Nenek bought a pack of 3 kiddie shades from Mydin Mart, JB.
So these days it’s ’smile Ooyah! Smile!’ all the time whenever the shades are (forcefully) put on me.
This is the green one that matches a lot of my clothes, apparently.
And let me tell you a secret. Nenek keeps on reminding Mama “Jangan kasi hilang tau Lin, bukannya senang nak cari!”
Little does Nenek know that I heard Mama grunt and mutter under her breath “Cheh! RM6 only watttt, ingat RayBan kepa?”
Teeheehee. I heard you Mama! Notti notti!
So these are my purple shades. It’s just too bright in this house in the daytime. Gotta protect our eyes from the harmful UV rays, you know?
Anyway who is that calling me all the time on my handphone? Don’t they know I’m in another photoshoot?
And this is me with my pink shades. Methinks this looks best on me.
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So, Mama, is it any surprise why you’ve run out of memory space on your SD card?
And maybe it’s time you got a…erm…better phone? The pixelated images don’t do justice to my oh-so-smooth baby complexion lah. 
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Your papa doing a Pikachu voice – now that I gotta hear!
Tell your mama to get the N95 phone (not the mask, hor!). Good!!
i like the “uh-oh” face best! ooyah, aunty pinky nak pinjam ah tu pink shades,boleh?
Kekekekeke! You’ve GOTTA hear him do the Pikachu! I’m sure Ajab and Momo will roll on the floor laughing if they hear it too! It’s SOOO NOTTTT Pikachu whom I really adore(I watch Pokemon on tv when it’s on, up till the scary monsters come out. Then I cry. Then Mama will switch it off.)
If you ask me, I think my Mama needs to get a lot of NEW things, unkle. I’m getting quite sick of the taste of her phone, her laptop, and definitely her watch. They taste so…old. Blearghh.
Aunty Pinky,
My “uh-oh” face I cannot show too often tau. Only for emergency purposes (if I over-use it, the lifesaving effect may be lost).
TAK BOLEH PINJAM! Nanti nenek Ooyah MARAH! Mahal tau aunty! RM6 okay…Mama Ooyah dah hilangkan yang kaler hijau. ABISSSSS!!!!
Nanti kalau Ooyah pegi JB Mydin Mart Ooyah belikan Aunty 1 packet ok ok ok?
ooyah nak buat facial eh, siap pakai make-up hairband ni?
no need facial lah, ur complexion so smooth already!
Aunty Zalin, I pun jaga kejelitaan I tau!
Sebelum mandi Mama Ooyah taruk Avent Facial Cleanser (untuk baby macam I, jangan takut) kat cotton pad, pas tu lap lap lap muka Ooyah. Muka Ooyah comot tau aunty, banyak bekas susu dengan bubur! 